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Joke of the Day
"I have been playing DotA2 all day... My whole dagon"
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"How to be funny [OC] How to be funny: 1) Why 2) Was 3) Six 4) Afraid 5) Of 6) Seven 7) 8) 9)"
"What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically? Tsar-Chasm"
"My friend stopped taking steroids recently... It wasn't working out for him."
"""You seen my cell phone?...What's it look like? Like two horses fucking. It's a phone, son. It looks like a phone."""
"A feminist got drunk at lunch, accused her boss of coming on to her, and slapped him in the face. She got loaded, triggered, and fired."
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Peace Prize? He was out standing in his field."
"What's the best kind of bee? Boo-bees"
"[at my house after 1st date] me: so, do you wanna have some sex? her: well, I don't normally do this...but I think I'll pass"
"What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common? They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary."