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Joke of the Day

"Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan? Make America's Weight A Gain."

"My humor is so black... ...That all my jokes are stolen"

"How many feminists does is it take to change a lightbulb? None, they have a glass ceiling instead."

"What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself? A high-jacker."

"In the 90's did the backstreet boys have a cafeteria? I mean a bacteria.Thank you ladies and germs."

"Last time I was upset, my dog brought me all of his toys and laid on my head."

"I was going to write a joke... but I'm not that funny."

"Don't go to the bathroom outside that shit's illegal"

"Kid, are you a nuclear reactor? Because you're having a meltdown."

"A man asked for directions to the guillotine festival... It's just ahead."