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Joke of the Day
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..... and thinks, ""some asshole has my pen"""
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"I think my Christmas Tree is a male. It keeps bragging about its ""trunk size."""
"What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink? Redbull Redbull"
"What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!"
"Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !"
"Why did the chicken get an ouija board? To contact those who had crossed over to the other side."
"I just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It only took me six months, which is amazing considering the box says 2-4 years."
"Never believe what a fish says It sounds fishy.... ... sorry"
"Friends are like snowflakes, they gang up on you and tell you you're an alcoholic."
"England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain."