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Joke of the Day
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..... and thinks, ""some asshole has my pen"""
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"I can't be what you want. I'm too busy being what I want."
"I pulled the trigger on myself... now I'm triggered."
"(uncouth) A priest and a rabbi are walking by a playground... The priest says ""Let's fuck those kids"" The rabbi says, ""Outta what?"" One of my faves, always makes me chuckle when I think of it"
"I got fired from my job as a bingo caller... apparently ""A meal for two with a terrible view"" was a pathetic way to announce the number 69."
"How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair? A brazillion!"
"""The iPad is a bigger version of the iPod touch.""Yep, and my dick is a bigger version of urs.Think about that while I go do big dick things."
"Nerd Joke Man walks into a bar and days ""Bartender, I'll have an H2O."" His friend says ""Ill have some H2O, too"" His friend dies."
"Before mustaches were invented, people had to just GUESS who owned a water bed"
"Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time."