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Joke of the Day
"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or you're taking sh!t from some @sshole!"
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"I like my women like how I like my White House... No Bush!!!!"
"The 16yo tells me he's been revising all day. His browser history suggests he's got his YouTube exam in the morning."
"My son is a real hand full. I didn't have any tissues handy."
"Two really hot women are walking down the street... when a man who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere..."
"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""
"When is April 2nd and she is still pregnant! D:"
"What is the opposite of a meme? A youyou"
"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with large breasts? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean Credit; Dad"