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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!"

"What's the most popular dance in Warsaw? The pole dance."

"Wife: The kids opened the ""private"" drawer in my nightstand. Me: THE drawer? Wife: Yeah. Great. There go our Oreos."

"Mexican cartel drones were found near the border in a failed attempt to smuggle drugs I guess the drones got too high and crashed"

"Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!"

"Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after midnight Me: Sure no problem Doctor: Not white wine Me:"

"My friend came up to me He said, ""Can you ever remember a time where you removed a wig?"" I said, ""Not off the top of my head."""

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't like my pizza burnt."

"What did Snow White say to Pinocchio after she sat on his face? ""Lie to me, bitch!"""

"*mom puts a gummy vitamin in my mouth while I yawn* Mom, I'm 36. *chews it up, swallows* Adults are supposed to have 2 though."