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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!"
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"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? ...pick it up and suck it's dick."
"Where do geologists go for entertainment? *Rock concerts.*"
"I raised the alarm at work today... The midgets were furious."
"okay ready? What if ancient egyptians put cats on everything because they totally saw the future and they knew what the internet was about"
"Belle asks Beast for his number. He gives it to her on a slip of paper. It reads, ""666"""
"What is brown and sticky? a stick"
"Jokes religious people find offensive Why did chicken cross the road? He had cancer on his balls. P.S. He was actually Allah and not chicken"
"Blonde Joke of the day Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."" :-D"
"What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? It's never ending."