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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like how I like my White House... No Bush!!!!"
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"Jokes about the USA? Let's see them!"
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's Favorite NFL Football Player? Clinton-Dix"
"[in Paris] Will you have sex with me? ""No monsieur."" Okay, like, I don't speak French. BLINK ONCE FOR NO AND TWICE FOR YES."
"What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."
"Tell me a joke. Make me laugh I need to hear a joke make me laugh please"
"What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate? A marsbar!"
"Where does a polar bear keep his money? In a snow bank."
"Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?"
"What does a Polish woman and a hockey team have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."