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Joke of the Day

"Two really hot women are walking down the street... when a man who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere..."

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"Four girlscout cookie boxes down in a day and I realized I have a problem ... I'm running out of cookies."
"Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!"
"Co-worker insists on talking with his mouth full. No one can ever understand him. Wish we had a dentist was in the house to interpret."
"What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did? *Apollo*gize."
"This creepy guy at work calls me ""hun"" despite knowing my real name so I've started calling him Mulan."
"What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel"
"When I was a kid I made all of my toys watch Toy Story so that they knew I was on to them."
"Irritating friend: I passed your house yesterday. Me: Thanks. I really appreciate that."
"""Good artists copy. Great artists steal."" \- Me"