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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire a far)."

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"I never make ""air quotes"" with my fingers when I'm talking, but I do lean to the side & whisper so you sense I'm italicizing."
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"Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire."
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"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat-belt"
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