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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat-belt"
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"Big shout-out to slugs! Those little guys are out there everyday, doing all the same stuff as snails but without helmets."
"What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery."
"I forgot FB was not Twitter & posted something ultra dirty. Now I have to avoid my granndma, change my hair color & leave the state."
"What did airport security tell the Dentist? We need to give you a cavity search"
"5: Daddy whatcha doin'? Me: Cleaning my shot gun 5:Why? Me: Because one day a boy will like you 5:You mean like Ben? *racks the chamber*"
"Two aerials (antennas) meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant."
"I hate when I shape my hand like a phone to tell someone to call me, but they're in their 20s and don't know what phones used to look like."
"The Flash jacks off Welp, guess i jacked this one off too!"
"Why does the man with the foot fetish always lose? Because he's in defeat."