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Joke of the Day

"What is recursion? [What is recursion?](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/what_is_recursion/)"

"I masturbated on a roller-coaster once... ...it was a real white-knuckle ride."

"How do you know if an Asian is depressed? All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces."

"Trump would be an amazing dentist He is against anything that's not white and straight."

"Boss: ""You're not suppose to be drinking on the job!"" Me: ""You're not suppose to cheat on your wife."" Boss: ""Keep up the good work sir."""

"Welcome to Religion, where everything's pretend and women don't matter"

"Do they have any car wash in Albania? Yes. They call it ""rain"""

"What happened after Hitler dyed his hair blonde? He became a Super Aryian."

"Give a man a fish, where's he supposed to put it? Get away from him you weirdo."

"If you wear a tie with a short sleeve shirt you can walk into any RadioShack and start working."