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"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it"
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"""OEDIPUS!"" Oedipus' mother screamed. ""I'M COMING!"" Oedipus screamed back. ""So soon?"""
"Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok? Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. ""If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo"":p"
"Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product... ...and call it ""Jingle Bell Rock."""
"ME: *sighs* yep, story of my life EDITOR: please stop saying that every time you hand me a draft of your autobiography"
"nsfw: For the first time in a nominee debate, we know who has the largest penis."
"What do married people do for fun? Get divorced."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They're both stuck up bitches."
"What do you call a tree that hates this joke? A face palm."
"Male ladybugs prefer to be called ""bugs."""