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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it"
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"Why does Elton John play the piano? Because he sucks on an organ."
"In an interview: ""How would your friends describe you?"" Answer: ""perfect......"" (wait 5 seconds.) ""this fucking question again! I don't have any god damn friends!"" I'll show myself out"
"You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell ""ITS A TRAP"" and run in a random direction"
"How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? In Soviet Russia, lightbulb screws YOU!"
"This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him."
"Did anyone else think that... Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original?"
"What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would *never* let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."
"Why did Tiger Woods cheat on his wife? He's used to playing 18 holes."
"People fear what they don't understand: Change Death 4th grade math word problems"