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Joke of the Day
"This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him."
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"I finished my culinary class final. It was a piece of cake."
"What's the most racist place in a house? The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites."
"TIL there is a new type of morning-after pill, and it's for men! It changes blood type."
"Yo momma so old.... She has a separate entrance for black men."
"The baby's trying to eat the poinsettia again Well, maybe we should get rid of it The plant? But we just got it . . .Haha yeah, the plant"
"Rapture's tomorrow. Christians will be flying up into the air to meet Jesus. Two words: DUCK HUNT"
"What do you call a child molesting know-it-all? A wikipediaphile"