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Joke of the Day

"People fear what they don't understand: Change Death 4th grade math word problems"

"Why did God make pubic hair curly? So we don't poke our eyes out."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat!"

"Ahh Summer. The season for confusing unattractive girls with hot girls because of oversized sunglasses."

"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he NEVERLANDS. This joke is great because it never grows old."

"My friend took his grandmother to one of those health spas where tiny fish eat all the dead skin... It cost him $300, but it was a lot cheaper than a funeral..."

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb? How much money are we talking about here?"

"You ever stick your dick in pecan pie? It's fucking nuts."

"What's a word that starts with ""N"" that you don't want to call a black person? Neighbor"

"Shit. Gotta huge job interview tomorrow and I have no clue where I put my prom dress"