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Joke of the Day

"So Snookie is pregnant 10 to 1 odds all the baby's pictures have the duck face...."

"Have you seen the new fishing website? No it's not online yet."

"7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me."

"How do you greet your Mexican friend eating sushi? Wassap B?"

"what does Hitler do to detox? a jewce cleanse lol I'm sorry."

"My wife has packed her things and left me... My wife has packed her things and left me due to my obsession with glass objects. Frankly, I'm shattered."

"Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses ""windows""."

"What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now? Germany/Brasil 7-1"

"The only girl who ever texts me... Is Amber Alert."

"I mean, I'm smart, but I'm no Alfred Einstein."