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Joke of the Day
"Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses ""windows""."
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"Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors? You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah."
"I wish my girlfriend.... Would go down as much as Pokemon Go servers"
"If you were receiving a shipment of very rare, very special insects, would it be... Import Ant"
"They should have cell phone charges in waiting rooms instead of magazines."
"Developing an app that redirects you to twitter if you click on any other app on your phone cause obviously it was a mistake. You're welcome"
"someone adopt my gpa because i can't raise it myself"
"There's this blind man feeling his way down the street. He walks past a fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? He stops, takes a deep breath and says: ""Ooooo Good morning Ladies!"""
"I start undressing you with my eyes. About halfway through, your zipper gets caught on my cornea and I start screaming in agony."
"If you don't like the way you look naked, remember; by the time you have your clothes off, its the other person's problem."