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Joke of the Day
"I mean, I'm smart, but I'm no Alfred Einstein."
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"When people say ""I'm not getting any younger!"" I wonder what other basic life concepts they just learned."
"I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes"
"What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner? Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michael_j_fox_shaken_not_stirred.gif"
"What do you get when you cross the CIA with information about it? ****"
"What does a sailor use to clean his clothes? Tide"
"A guy walks into a bar... He said ""ouch."""
"What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? My dick."
"Words (short and lame) Prepositions are words to not end sentences with."
"""Okay--don't get cancer."" (My response to ""Have a safe flight."")"