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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the new fishing website? No it's not online yet."

"Why was the gay triceratops so frustrated? Because he couldn't find any tricerabottoms!"

"What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted? Hey we have a toot in common."

"Mom on Logic Finished Logic class, attempting to explain Boolean algebra to Mom. She listens intently, waits for me to finish, and said ""Bouillon?? That's for soup!"""

"Drunk Draft Folder Contents: ""Trees. LOL."" ""I was born once. Pickles."" ""Spice Girls"" ""Toes. Are on my feet. Both feet. Not just one."""

"Dear Monday. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my weekend. Prepare to die."

"What kind of bee produces milk? A BOOBEE!"

"I saw this dude trying to pick up a girl. Him: I would tell you a joke about about my penis, but its too long. Her: LOL, that's funny. I wanna tell you one about my vagina, but you'll never get it."

"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."

"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The egg is smoking a cigarette. The chicken turns to the egg and says, well I guess that answers that question."