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Joke of the Day

"Great feats are always about timing. You think Hitler would have killed that many Jews four thousand years ago?"

"What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon? ""Can someone get me some dry socks?"""

"Food has replaced sex in my life. I can't even get into my own pants."

"What do you call a bear with martial arts skills? Grizz Lee. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out."

"Therapy Me: she never tells me anything Her: He doesn't listen Me: that's bs gimme an example Her: I'm 8 months pregnant Me: WHOA"

"jared from Subway What's jared's favorite sub? A junior with meatballs!"

"I'll refrain from making any jokes about the Ashley Madison controversy... They're such an easy target, it might be considered cheating."

"Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4? They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions."

"You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? Hi."

"What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed"