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Joke of the Day
"What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed"
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"String theory? It's more than just a theory, dude. String is real."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you eat with that..."
"Children change a lot of things like now if I get lost in a corn maze I just lay down and take a nap or run toward the guy with a chainsaw."
"Astronomers have used liquid water as an indicator for planet habitability... ...they might also need to add whether the planet has a Trump elected as president"
"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!"
"George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the ""George"" Four-Man Grill."
"Linkin Park My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday...she said she couldn't stand my Linkin Park references anymore, but I guess in the end...it doesn't even matter."
"My Gf asked me How many times I jerked off I told her I only tried it a handful of times"
"Did you know that the NY Jets are 0-2 against Pittsburgh in the NFL Playoffs? Turns out Jet fuel can't melt Steeler dreams."