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Joke of the Day
"Dad Jokes Who can make a good dad joke?"
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"If you make an oriental dizzy.... does he become disoriented?"
"Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane? Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out..."
"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality"
"What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? Tareable"
"What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan? Not being from Detroit."
"When you get pulled over by a cop... A cop pulled me over and said ""Papers..."" So I said ""Scissors!"" and drove off ; )"
"What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare."
"The secret of a long marriage is accepting the utter euphoria you would feel from strangling your spouse to death isn't worth life in jail."
"Why were people milking cow upside down? Because the system went tits-up"