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Joke of the Day
"You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? Hi."
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"In the window of a bar in Philadelphia Drop a bucket of Starbuck's Iced Coffee on your head to raise awareness of the rich city girls who have lost their ability to even."
"What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? A Jewish submarine."
"My coworker said he enjoyed his recent trip to Port-au-Prince. I guess you could say he has a love/Haiti relationship."
"Just looked at the price of baby strollers. I think were gonna have an indoor baby."
"""I'm terribly sorry but your husband overdosed on Flintstones vitamins"" ""oh my god...is he ok?"" ""I'm afraid not. he...yabba dabba died lmao"""
"I'm looking for something with the health benefits of yoga but absolutely none of the yoga"
"Inspecting mirrors is a job I can see myself doing it."
"Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !"
"From Predator 2 ""The doctor says, 'I need a semen, stool and urine sample.' I say, 'Gee, doc, I'm in a big hurry, can I just leave my underwear?' """