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Joke of the Day

"Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4? They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? I don't use a feminist to kill myself when talking to a gun."

"Literally The Best Joke Ever. The Best Joke Ever."

"What do you call a American football team full of retards? Special teams"

"I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey."

"Why do bears poop in the woods? So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!"

"Peanuts HEY THERE SO TWO PEANUTS ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND ONE WAS ASSAULTED. http://www.masterpiecepumpkins.com/Graphics/RodneyDangerfield%20%20_orig.jpg"

"Sent my ex a card that said, ""Get better soon."" He's not ill, just really crap in bed."

"If I'm on a date and can't think of anything to say I just make it look like I'm busy trying to figure out what a smell on my fingers is"

"Tooth sale Two buck teeth for 1$ buck"