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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bear with martial arts skills? Grizz Lee. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out."

"I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife."" You should have seen how fast they both ran off."

"Do dolphins have tattoos of single mothers on their arses?"

"How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti."

"I can't spell armugedon... But it's not the end of the world."

"So the Pope joined twitter so he can ""Reach out to a younger generation."" He is certainly not the first Catholic to have done that."

"Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school."

"How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear? By the dandruff on her shoes."

"You can't choose your family but you can choose a hitman."

"What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop? High maintenance"