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Joke of the Day
"How do you pick up my ex girlfriend? With a broom and a dustpan."
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"Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person's confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it."
"We should give the Nobel Peace Prize to the person who figures out how to clap while holding a drink at a concert."
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor"
"Twitter is the witness protection program from family on Facebook."
"What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for? Amputee"
"What do you call a ship that drives itself? Auto-pirate."
"What's orange, and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."
"What's most jewish of all reptiles? The MOSESaur!"
"If I kept a record of how many steps I walk every day in a file... Would it be called a Pedofile?"