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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a ship that drives itself? Auto-pirate."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? Snowballs!"

"Six U.S congress men die and go to heaven."

"I never picked my nose. I was born with it."

"Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby? One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon"

"I saw a hot dog vendor today... She was good looking, but I don't really want a dog."

"911: what's your emergency? me: what's YOUR emergency? 911: *starts crying* omg no one's ever asked me that before! me: jk I've been stabbed"

"In the competition of female logics, a random number generator won."

"There are two types of people in the world Employed people and english majors"

"The world would be a much better place if people like Adolf Hitler were still born. EDIT: typo, 'stillborn'"