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Joke of the Day

"Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person's confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Southampton? Don't worry, he woke up"

"The bartender says ""we don't serve particles that disrupt time flow!"" A tachyon particle walks into a bar......."

"What does a neckbeard eat when he is in a Mcdonalds in France? Le Big Mac"

"I just caught an alien maturbating in my freezer. He looked up at me and said, ""I cum in peas"""

"Why did Germany run out of gas? Because they gave it to the Jews I'll be in Argentina for awhile."

"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit."

"Best worst pick up lines? Anything and everything. ""Hey, how much does a seal weigh?"" "" I dunno?"" ""Just enough to break the ice."""

"Two aliens sitting in a bar... The first looks at the second and says ""bleep loop do dooee day baaarrggg"" The second looks ask at the first a d says ""shut up frank, you're drunk"""

"I recently came across a book about a highway system in a third world country I didn't enjoy it. It was full of potholes."