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Joke of the Day

"Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person's confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it."

"Hotels are keeping the shower cap industry afloat."

"What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship? He turns off his Xbox."

"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."

"I once had a bad meal at a German restaurant. It was guten-free."

"Girl, are you an umbrella? Because you're never with me when I need you & I've forgotten you at a restaurant 4 or 5 times."

"What do you call not wanting to reminisce? No-stalgia."

"What's the difference between you and an egg? The egg actually gets laid!"

"Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes I can't tear myself away."

"An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!"