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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor"
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"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke? Slow the pace and apply more lube!"
"What can an elevator do that a black man can't? Raise a family."
"Why fist fights break out at NASA? Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand."
"What do you call it when Batman skips church ? Christian Bale"
"What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!"
"Hey, women that breastfeed in public... What's with you not winking back?"
"I'm a heavy sleeper. Also, a heavy awaker. Okay, I'm fat."
"why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For drizzle"