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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor"
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"My dad's TV volume is always set at ""f*ck the neighbors""."
"Give a man a fish, and he'll ask for a lemon; teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Fridays."
"My doctor sang this to me at my birthday ""Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You have terminal cancer. Your family'll miss you"""
"When a boy falls, what does he fall against? His will"
"What did russian judge say to the jury? I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort."
"What's black and blue and red all over? The dress"
"Obama calls Putin and asks abut his Thanksgiving. Putin: Turkey is about to be cooked."
"What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows."
"What does a rotting corpse say? idk"