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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for? Amputee"
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"Did you hear? If the democratic candidate wins the white house... the president will be taking a pay cut. It works out to be about 22%."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" - Wayne Gretzky - Melania Trump"
"Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: You wanna go ride bikes?!"
"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?"
"did you the one about the girl who lost a cucumber I her vagina? two weeks later out popped a pickle"
"Yoy can't write an essay overnight You can't write an essay overnight but you have to in 30 minutes for a test."
"Why did the black guy loose all his money? Because a cop robbed him."
"Trainer: have you been sticking to your diet? Me: *tries to mumble yes but a chicken wing falls out of my mouth*"
"I gave a lawyer some Viagra. All it did was make him taller for a little while."