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Joke of the Day

"What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for? Amputee"

"A leaf blower, but for people."

"Congratulations /r/Jokes! You are subreddit of the day! Come check it out!"

"Ay girl, your ass must be sitting on F5... Cause that ass is refreshing"

"You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly."

"What did the Jew say to Kim Kardashian's booty? ""Isreal?"""

"TIL the tooth brush was invented in Arkansas. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush."

"My neighbor Ron is mad at me just because my book 'The Many Lawn Care Mistakes of My Neighbor Ron' is a hit with both critics and readers."

"If your mother in law and your father in law were both engulfed in flames, and you only had one fire extinguisher, where would you hide it?"

"I think everyone should stop ogling Kobe. He's not a piece of meat."