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Joke of the Day
"What's orange, and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."
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"What do you call a well rounded, very intelligent gay man? A homogeneous homo genius!"
"Apparently the Bin Laden plane hit a Porsche, it's 911 all over again."
"Whip cream bikinis are cool but please don't wear chicken gravy again. That's just wrong."
"*walks up to dealer* I would like 3 weeds please ""Are you a cop?"" No I love crime and tomfoolery ""..."" Could I also get a bushel of cocaine?"
"Facebook asks me what I'm thinking. Twitter asks me what I'm doing. 4square asks me where I am. Conclusion: the Internet is my girlfriend."
"What car do polite cowboys drive? Audi!"
"You'd think a dude named Captain Crunch would have amazing abs."
"When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist.. ..so I entered myself and won"
"Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read? The braille left her lips numb."