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Joke of the Day
"I put on real clothes today. What more can my boss want from me?"
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"News: Hillary won the debate! My friends: Bernie won the debate! Trump: I won the debate! Huckabee: Asian people eat dogs!"
"vote up cause im a criminal the rules for starting a thread im quoting ""Beginning your title with ""vote up if"" is violation of intergalactic law."""
"What has arms but can't move them? A small child paralyzed from the waist up."
"How often do I think about Keira? Knightley."
"Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal."
"I walked into a bar once... and it fuckin hurt."
"FOX is adapting a mash-up of Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire and Are you smarter than a 5th grader for Bangladesh. They're calling it, Who Wants to Marry a 5th Grader"
"My teacher asked me if I knew any anagrams of ""denied"". I said, ""Indeed""."
"Melania Trump immigrated to America in 1996 And after her speech I now see why Donald says that ""all immigrants are thieves"""