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Joke of the Day

"My teacher asked me if I knew any anagrams of ""denied"". I said, ""Indeed""."

"Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !"

"What is E.T. short for? It has little legs."

"Fitbits are the selfies of exercise."

"How do you make people lose faith in this sub? This."

"The problem with dieting is food."

"If Adrian Peterson played baseball, how would he bat? Switch Hitter"

"What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? (And no, the answer is NOT ""nun"".) filet mig-none"

"Jesus christ, guys! Can we stop arguing about politics for ONE second and change subject to something more lighthearted? So what are your guys' thoughts on abortion?"

"If Reese Witherspoon doesn't call her poop ""Reese's Feces"" she's missing out on a clear opportunity to be awesome."