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Joke of the Day
"Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal."
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"Do you believe in abortion? Girl: Dad, do you believe in abortion? Father: Ask your sister. Girl: I don't have a sister... Father: Exactly."
"My dad called in and told this joke to win a corny joke contest in the 70's What has two knees and swims in the ocean? A Two-knee fish!....."
"When I was asked what my five year plan is I responded... I couldn't tell you, I only have 2020 vision. pm me if you want my address to come murder me in my sleep for this."
"Married 24 years now. All I recall about my wedding day is something about death."
"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"What do you call it when you cover your penis in postage stamps? Junk mail. (Credit to one if my FB friends)"
"If we're all God's Children... What's so special about Jesus ?"