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Joke of the Day

"Melania Trump immigrated to America in 1996 And after her speech I now see why Donald says that ""all immigrants are thieves"""

"I was so sad and crying when I lost my playstation 3 but unfortunately, there was nobody to console me!"

"What do you call a king with a weed addiction? Your royal highness."

"What do you call a horny Egyptian king that ate at White Castle? Toot-N-Cummin!"

"what's wrong son? that kid said he's cooler than me what? impossible. what kid? *in my head im like don't be the kid with pegs on his bike*"

"What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city? Because it was mini apple list."

"Bad grammar is my biggest pet peeve Their is nothing else than pisses me off more then seeing people use it."

"Why did the physicist throw out his shag rug? He assumed the lawnmower was a vacuum"