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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and kept his eyes open. The Ark melted."

"What did Batman say when he went to the butcher? Got Ham?"

"What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake? Torte"

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."

"Here's a joke about my browser history: [deleted]"

"women sure love never chilling the fuck out"

"Ego and Super-Ego walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""

"Staying at a hotel tonight which means I get to play everyone's favorite game: Are you smarter than a new shower?"

"""Your resume says weaknesses: hide & seek"" Yeah ""Can you demonstrate?"" Sure, count to 10 *Counts to 10 & opens eyes* *I'm literally on fire*"

"Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store? Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!"