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Joke of the Day
"George Zimmerman is selling his gun I'm sure he'll make a killing."
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"Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning."
"How does the Mexican national anthem start? Jose can you see....."
"I was really angry when my wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"
"Him: ""Do you want to cuddle?"" Me: ""Yeah, let me call the dog."""
"My friends started to call me Carlos... because I lost my car."
"I had to unplug my mom's life support today. She always told me to finish my vegetables."
"I have a pretty good joke about procrastination But on second thought I think I'll tell it later."
"Q: Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake? A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts"
"Hey Joe, don't think we can use this ad. Why not? We're roofers. Yes, but ""Hot shingles in your area looking to get nailed"" seems extreme."