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Joke of the Day

"How does the Mexican national anthem start? Jose can you see....."

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear? It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"

"how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling"

"How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow? Type ""fresh prints"" in the ""search reddit"" box at the right."

"What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common? They both say ""Insert Bill Here"""

"In retrospect, back in my club days I should have recognized there was a reason the beat always sounded like DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE."

"Why don't penguins ever get married? They always get cold feet! ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out."

"What do you call a slightly impolite canadian dust devil? Da rude ""eh"" sandstorm"

"Someone hit me in the head with a bottle of Omega-3 tablets the other day. Everything is OK; it was just a super fish oil wound."

"What porn do Saudis get away with? Camel toes."