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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning."

"What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? Shore."

"The Irish have announced they've sent a peace keeping force to Ukraine. They've managed to secure the city of Chernobyl without any resistance!"

"Cello Green has T-Rex arms."

"*counting sheep before bed* *jesus walks in your room* ""I noticed there weren't any black sheep. what's up man. we gonna have a problem?"""

"I just managed to determine someones IQ just by hearing her laugh."

"LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them"

"What is the most ironic thing a Jew can say? I want to be cremated."

"you got to be fast to make it in advertising kid. gotta be snappy. gotta be clever. how would you sell a car? thats right: titties"

"I viewed a house with period features My wife hates it when I call her that"