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Joke of the Day
"I had to unplug my mom's life support today. She always told me to finish my vegetables."
Next Joke
"There was a mass shooting at the Gap store this afternoon. They're still counting the casual Tees."
"Oh cool this dress has pockets to keep my snacks in"
"Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !"
"What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window."
"What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!"
"Do you know what they feed you at Guantanamo Bay? Well after being there for 30 years, neither do I!"
"Why'd the cookie go to the hospital? It was feeling a little crumby."
"Guess why they call me Thunder Penis? Because you can't see it"
"Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and I have to say i'm really disappointed."