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Joke of the Day

"Hey Joe, don't think we can use this ad. Why not? We're roofers. Yes, but ""Hot shingles in your area looking to get nailed"" seems extreme."

"Hey mate! Your girl looks like a horse... Are you in a stable relationship?"

"I cannot walk on water, But I can wobble on whisky."

"After learning about the Oedipus Complex... ..it was a parent who I was attracted to. *Edit apparent to a parent. This joke is terrible written. Sorry."

"My girlfriend started bleeding during sex, and I told her to suck it up. In a few years, she'll bleed every month."

"Which female comedienne likes terrible punchlines? BaDum **Trish**."

"Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary? Because it's undefined."

"A boycott is just a smaller version of a manbed."

"Cat was like, ""I've been trying to call you all day. 8888888888888888888888888884. That's you, right?"""

"""holy crap....um guys?!"" - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon"