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Joke of the Day
"My friends started to call me Carlos... because I lost my car."
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"Offense: When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ? A fence."
"Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... But he didn't have root access."
"Some people can't stand being in a wheelchair"
"Hardy Ha Ha"
"""IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!"" - Hitler's wife answering the phone"
"An man shows up for his first day of work at a strict anti-racist organization. He notices his asian boss has very dirty glasses ... ""How can you even see with those?"" ""You're fired."""
"What size clothes do fortune tellers wear? Medium."
"My New Years Resolution 4K"