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Joke of the Day
"Inflatable mattresses are great if you like your bed to slowly eat you."
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"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They always take the green cards"
"My doctor recommended that I should stab an unsuspecting coworker, or do some anger management or something."
"Bush Jr, and his take on words The only reason Bush Jr attacked Iraq,,, is because Bush Sr. asked for ""a tie rack"" for Christmas!"
"Don't make jokes about 9/11... they're just plane wrong."
"Europe is looking amazing right now. It lost a few pounds recently."
"How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter? Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback"
"Heroin is like a baby.. ..it feels so amazing to have in your arms."
"What did the policeman say to his stomach? Your under a vest"
"Interviewer: If I called your former boss right now and asked him- Me: *smacks the phone out of his hand* don't do that"