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Joke of the Day
"Heroin is like a baby.. ..it feels so amazing to have in your arms."
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"Most of my sextapes are on DVD.. except for that gay one where I Blu-Ray."
"I really don't appreciate ghosts coming back from the dead just to tell me I'm doing a bad job. Boooooo"
"Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch."
"Gay marriage is finally legal in America today. Finally, all the OP's can get married."
"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."
"What do you call people who hang out with musicians? Drummers"
"When someone says ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes""."
"I just told my sister I'm into incest.. She's taking it pretty hard"
"What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade? acidic juice"