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Joke of the Day
"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They always take the green cards"
Next Joke
"Three words to hurt a mans ego? ""Is it in?"""
"What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics? Luiz Suarez."
"What did you get for your birthday? Another year!"
"It's hard to be Japanese. You know why? It's because I'm Chinese."
"Why don't witches wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on the broom."
"My husband told me I was beautiful for the first time tonight Sure, he was drunk and using a Scooby Doo voice but I'll take it"
"In bed my wife calls my Jimmy John's. I cum freaky fast."
"What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge? A Dictator"
"What came first the chicken or the egg? actually i came first... inside the chicken."