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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part about firing a black man? Waiting for him to show up."
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"I'm thinking of opening a pre-owned clock store... I'm gonna call it 'Second Hand'."
"If I give my dog a toy that doesn't make an unbearably annoying noise she looks at me like I have no clue how to do anything right in life."
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"Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!"
"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot, you f'n racist!!"
"Two assholes talking One says: hey, you wanna fart? The other says: sorry mate, I gotta run"
"How do you make a little boy cry twice when your finished wipe your dick on his favourite teddy bear"
"Upvote this if you're in North Korea! ....wait...."
"I have a bumper sticker that says, ""honk if you think I'm sexy""... I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself."