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Joke of the Day
"Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house? Because a house can't jump."
Next Joke
"1) ""Obamas spying on you.""2) ""Eh. Cost of being free!""1) ""Obama wants to give you healthcare.""2) ""WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?"""
"What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ? His portrait only need one nail"
"Try not to remember that your brain is the pilot of a meat robot that can't do twenty pushups without dying."
"Why did Hitler cross the street? To get to the GENO-SIDE!"
"My sense of humor is so dark that my grandmother would have been very unhappy if my sister went on a date with it."
"I'd let Jesus take the wheel but... I don't know how to speak spanish."
"What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist."
"Why was the sand wet? Because the sea-weed"
"Cannibals like to eat... vegetables"