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"Upvote this if you're in North Korea! ....wait...."
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"What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy."
"my GOTH DAD license plate is not a vanity plate it is a coincidence. random string of letters. could ve happened to a dad without eyeliner"
"[Restaurant] Waiter: Compliments of the chef. *He opens silver platter and post-it notes with the words 'You're beautiful' pour out*"
"Friends are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe."
"What does John Cena wash his hair with? Champ who?"
"Did you year about the chinese male prostitute? He'll give you a Bro-Job."
"Afraid your kid might be a commie? Well if he paints one of his bedroom walls red with some yellow stars or a hammer and sickle, that's a huge red flag."
"I was vacationing, and I got to talking to a North African in his native language... ... We just clicked"
"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a dead baby? I only have one under my bed"