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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman take with his drinks? Just ice"
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"Doctor: Nurse how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet."
"Did you hear the one about the gang that's throwing eggs at people and kicking their asses? No Yolks but that enough about the Beaters"
"Why haven't Fruity/cocoa pebbles teamed up with a milk company to make the flavor of milk that has the taste after you eat the cereal.Idiots"
"Time for a Pao wow... Feel free to express how you really feel..."
"MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts."
"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"
"What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house"
"Me: I baked cookies! Who's the best Mom ever? Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See? Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!"
"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"