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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot, you f'n racist!!"
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"Keanu Reeves watching a Keanu Reeves movie trying to figure out how he's in two places at once."
"From the man himself: What brand of gum does Neil DeGrasse Tyson chew? Eclipse."
"What did the police do to the sweater? They pulled it over."
"Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"Her: Put your finger on it! Me: Like this? Her: Oh yeah, I can finish now! -Making the perfect bow"
"If Donald Trump becomes the President of the United States of America... ...there will be hell toupee!"
"Public transportation not only helps the environment, it also makes you hate the human race"
"How Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? Threesome."
"Local pharmacy robbed... Local pharmacy robbed tonight. Entire stock of Viagra taken. Police on look out for hardened criminal."