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Joke of the Day

"I have a bumper sticker that says, ""honk if you think I'm sexy""... I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself."

"What did Cinderella say when say got to the ball? *choking sound*"

"Don't worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex's name tattooed."

"I can't hear out of my ear... It's really EAR-itating"

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"

"[dentist chair] how's school? *I start talking, dentist notices his hand isn't in my mouth* oh sorry *puts hand in my mouth* how's school?"

"I'm 5'3. I may be short but I have a HUGE personality....disorder."

"hear about the gay indian? he's a brave sucker...."

"Did you know Captain Kirk has three ears? Left ear, right ear... and final front ear."

"Ever say hi to someone and immediately regret it because now you know you have to say hi to them forever?"