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Joke of the Day

"""Get me another beer, boy"" ""Dad I'm an adult. My name's Bobby"" ""It's time you knew the truth boy. The 2nd & 3rd B's in your name are silent"""

"Going as a hashtag for Halloween so everybody ignores me."

"Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a man. Feels great and then you look down and realize you're gay."

"The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do."

"My dad put snowballs in the blender I miss snowballs he was a great cat"

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Check her arm."

"So many girls look so cute and pretty when they cry then there's me where i look like a dying horse"

"First original joke! Why did the rapper visit the urologist? Because his flows were so sick."

"What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language? Italians."

"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? 9/11"